Son, we got you an you might as well admit to it. The pointboard where you compare your results to Oswalds. The third and completed wasted shot (Secret Servicemen aren't worth a bullet).Īnother evidence of Wyrmlords poor shooting abilities (and not the narrators incompetence).

Killing shot turned out to be another ricochet! For shame wyrmlord! Bullet took the full tour of da Prez's innards. Looks like Wyrmlord had some luck with the ricochets today, since the limo sent the shot on the right course. Here's another shot (har-di-har-har) of the killing wound Here we will examine things from the Zapruder perspective.Īpparently there is no blood when hit in the neck/back? Luckily the 'game' comes with its own sports-like instant replay thingie. The motorcade speeds of in the distance, but Wyrmie is pretty sure he got him good! At least he died in the line of duty (and the line of fire). Whoops! In Wyrmlords eagerness he guns down a secret service dude. Wyrmlord scopes in.awaits the right moment.and.īOOM! Da prez seems to be gripping his throat!Īnother shot and this time it looks like a headshot! Notice the aesthetic cloud of blood. Soon the shoots are gonna ring out over dealy plaza. Of course this is the wrong angle to gun him down from, better to get him in the back. (Due to an image conversion fuckup, images suck)Īnd heres the man himself. Should you disagree with me, feel free to gun me down next time me and my motorcade passes through your neighbourhood. I assure you, everything will naturally be done in good taste. Furthermore we shall enter a little Q&A with the assasins as discern their motivations. Therefore prestigious Codexers will here attempt to murder the President of Kwa, and i shall document it in gory detail.

Of course this highly controversial game claims to be for educational purposes only, and who am i to disagree with that and consider it raw exploitation. This little tasteful gem of a game is a simulator where your goal is to imitate Lee Harvey Oswalds murder. In a thread i made in GD about JFKs assasination, someone pointed my attention to 'JFK reloaded'.

Jfk reloaded funny